In this hilarious character comedy sketch, we sit down with self-proclaimed ultimate American patriot, "George Washington." From legally changing his name to who he genuinely believes was the 3rd President of the United States, to insisting Abraham Lincoln is because "he’s on the penny," this interview goes off the rails immediately.

Watch as the quintessential party patriot tries to explain what the 4th of July, freedom, and American history mean to him—spoiler alert: it mostly involves cold beer, partying, and completely missing the point. Just when you think the historical confusion has peaked, things take an unbelievable turn when he is asked about where he was during major historic moments, leading to the wildest mix-up you will ever hear.

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